डेटिङ्को पहिलो दिन

प्रेमिका अँगालोमा बाधिएकी छिन्
म उनको काखमा बसेको छु
हातमाथी हात राखेर जोडले कसेको छु
म भन्छु: ' तिम्रालागी ज्यान दिन्छु
तिमी भन मात्र, लण्डनमा घर किन्छु ।'

त्यती नाथे चुना खानु सक्दैन ?

एउटा ठुलो पूलको निर्माण गर्न एक जाना ठुलै कनट्रेक्टरले टेन्डर पाउँछ | त्यसको दुई बर्ष पछी त्यही पूलमा चुना लगाउँने काम अर्को कनट्रेक्टरले पाउँछ | एक दिन पूलमा चुना लगाउँन भनि आउँछ | तर त्याहां पूल हुँदैन | अनि छक्क पर्छ | अब त्यो पूल बनाउने कनट्रेक्टरलाइ खोज्न हिंड्छ अनि बल्ल बल्ल भेट्छ |
चुना लगाउँने : खै हजुर, पूलमा चुना लगाउँने काम चैं मैले पाको छु र अहिले चुना लगाउँनु भनेर आको तर त्याँहा त पूल छैन त ??
पूल बनाउँने : हन के भन्छ हौ ? तिमी सायद कनट्रेक्टर होइन होला ! कनट्रेक्टर भएर यस्तो कुरा नगर्नु पर्ने ,,,
चुना लगाउँने : म कनट्रेक्टरनै हुँ |

Vanentine's Day

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."

Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Happy Independance Day

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

Father's Business

Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?

Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”

Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”

Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”

I love u

One day one side lover{boy} walking with a girl
girl: hey kina chupchap naboli hideko?
boy: aauta bakya nai padhna aayena padhdau na .
girl: deu na ta
boy:[ aafu le lekheko patra jhikdai] lau
girl: I LOVE U
boy: dhanya yar ma tesai ko pratkshya ma thiye

Million Dollars

An English teacher asked her 8th grade class to write an essay on what they would do if they had a million dollars. Larry handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Larry!" yelled the teacher, "you've done absolutely nothing. Why?" "Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"

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