munna vai...

Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

Pay Raise

Okinawa told his boss "I have to have a pay raise, there are other companies after me"

His boss asked "Is that so, what other companies are after you?"
Okinawa replied "The electric company, telephone company and the gas company."

Vanentine's Day

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."

Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Happy Independance Day

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

Father's Business

Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?

Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”

Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”

Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”

I love u

One day one side lover{boy} walking with a girl
girl: hey kina chupchap naboli hideko?
boy: aauta bakya nai padhna aayena padhdau na .
girl: deu na ta
boy:[ aafu le lekheko patra jhikdai] lau
girl: I LOVE U
boy: dhanya yar ma tesai ko pratkshya ma thiye

Million Dollars

An English teacher asked her 8th grade class to write an essay on what they would do if they had a million dollars. Larry handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Larry!" yelled the teacher, "you've done absolutely nothing. Why?" "Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"

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