मुर्गा नम्वर ५

एक जान युवक आफ्नो प्रेमिकाको मोवाइलमा, आफ्नो नाम के लेखेर राखि छन भनेर हेर्नको लागि प्रेमिकाको मोवाइलमा डायल गर्छ । प्रेमिकाको मोवाइलमा लेखिएको थियो । "मुर्गा नम्वर ५" calling…………………

नबोल्ने ब्रत

एकदिन तिनजना महिला नबोल्ने ब्रत लिएर पोखरी तिर नुहाउन गएछन् | बाटोमा एउटी महिलाले एउटा स्याल देखेर अरु लाई भनि छ...
त्यस महिला: ऊ हेर त स्याल |
आर्की महिला: ला! यो त बोलि !
(यो सुनेर अन्तिम महिलाले भनि )
अन्तिम महिला: म त बोलि छैन ...
हा!!! हा!! हा!

Vanentine's Day

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."

Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Happy Independance Day

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

Father's Business

Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?

Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”

Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”

Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”

I love u

One day one side lover{boy} walking with a girl
girl: hey kina chupchap naboli hideko?
boy: aauta bakya nai padhna aayena padhdau na .
girl: deu na ta
boy:[ aafu le lekheko patra jhikdai] lau
girl: I LOVE U
boy: dhanya yar ma tesai ko pratkshya ma thiye

Million Dollars

An English teacher asked her 8th grade class to write an essay on what they would do if they had a million dollars. Larry handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Larry!" yelled the teacher, "you've done absolutely nothing. Why?" "Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"

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