Rubber on the stick

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8
children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,
they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to
fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a
while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind
man and says to him.

"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking
sound is driving me crazy!!"

The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR

A drunk man

A drunk man was staggering down the road in the night.

A policeman saw him and asked him, "Where do you think you are going at 2 am in the night?"

Man: "To a lecture"

Policeman: "And who will be giving the lecture"

Man: "My wife"

Vanentine's Day

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."

Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Happy Independance Day

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

Father's Business

Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?

Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”

Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”

Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”

I love u

One day one side lover{boy} walking with a girl
girl: hey kina chupchap naboli hideko?
boy: aauta bakya nai padhna aayena padhdau na .
girl: deu na ta
boy:[ aafu le lekheko patra jhikdai] lau
girl: I LOVE U
boy: dhanya yar ma tesai ko pratkshya ma thiye

Million Dollars

An English teacher asked her 8th grade class to write an essay on what they would do if they had a million dollars. Larry handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Larry!" yelled the teacher, "you've done absolutely nothing. Why?" "Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"

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