अझै ब्रेक पनि छैन !

एउटा साईकलमा तिनजाना केटाहरु स्पीड आउँछ | रोडको बीचमा उभिएर पुलिस कराउँछ : एउटा साईकलमा तिन तिन जाना ?? त्यही पनि हेल्मेट छैन घन्टी पनि छैन, रोक रोक !!
केटाहरु : बाटो छोड़,,, हवलदार साहब !!! यसमा अझै ब्रेक पनि छैन !,,,,,,,,,,,

Munna Bhai & Circuit

Munna Bhai: Circuit bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
Circuit: Bhai, gaadi hai.
Munna Bhai: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
Circuit: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Beelgadi.

Vanentine's Day

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."

Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"


What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Happy Independance Day


What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

Father's Business

Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?

Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”

Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”

Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”

I love u

One day one side lover{boy} walking with a girl
girl: hey kina chupchap naboli hideko?
boy: aauta bakya nai padhna aayena padhdau na .
girl: deu na ta
boy:[ aafu le lekheko patra jhikdai] lau
girl: I LOVE U
boy: dhanya yar ma tesai ko pratkshya ma thiye

Million Dollars

An English teacher asked her 8th grade class to write an essay on what they would do if they had a million dollars. Larry handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Larry!" yelled the teacher, "you've done absolutely nothing. Why?" "Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"


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