munna vai...

Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

mu or gu..

'Mu' or 'Gu' me kya relation hai? Dirty mind..Rusia me 'mu' ko "life" aur afrika me 'gu' ko "khushi" kehte hai. Hum dua karte hai ki aapke 'mu' me hamesa 'gu' rahe :D

शेरे को गफ....

गफाडि शेरे,छेरे र हेरे एकदिन कस्को बाउ अग्लो भन्ने मा गफ दिदै थे ।।
छेरे :- यार मेरो बाउत हिमाल भन्दा अग्लो छ ।
हेरे :- आछि तेरो बाउ तेति मात्र मेरो बाउले त आकाश को बादल पन्साउँछ ।
( अब सेरे लाई आपत परेछ आकास भन्दा अग्लो अरु चिज नभएको ले सेरे ले दिमाग लाउँदै हेरे लाई भनेछ......)
शेरे :- ओई तेरो बाउ ले वादल पन्साउदा गिलो गिलो भेटेको थियो ???
हेरे :- हो हो भेटेको थियो ।। :)
शेरे :- हो त्यो मेरो बाउको g**da हो ! :p:p
(अब भन्नु सेरेको बाउ कति अग्लो हाहाहा):p

puppy love

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
''can kids of our age have kids?''

Teacher replied '' NO Never!!''

Boy said to girl :
''see i told you not to worry!!!!''.

real or fake

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

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