Sardar's Picnic

Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.

So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back.

Hotel Room

युवक र युवती एक होटल को Room
मा बसेका रहेछन
युवति:- तिमी केटा हौ म केटी हु
युवक:- अनि ?
युवती :- तिमी एक्लै म एक्लै
युवक:- अनि फेरी ?
युवति:- म सुन्दरी तिमी जवान
युवक:-वाव !! अनि ?
युवति:- तिम्रो खुन पनि गरम
मेरो खुन पनि गरम
युवक:-अनि अनि अघी भन न
युवति:- तिमी पनि केहि चाहन्छौ म
पनि केहि चाहन्छु
युवक:-(नजिक नजिक जादै) -
अनि अनि छिटो भन
न !
युवति:- तिमी पनि शिक्षित म
पनि शिक्षित !
युवक:- हो हो सही अनि अनि
युवति:-तब फेरी आउ तिमी अनि म
एक होउ
युवक:- (झन नजिक हुँदै) - म त सधै तयार
तिमी चाहु मात्र
युवति:- फेरी किन ढिला नि जाउ सब

Vanentine's Day

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."

Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"


What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Happy Independance Day


What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

Father's Business

Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?

Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”

Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”

Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”

I love u

One day one side lover{boy} walking with a girl
girl: hey kina chupchap naboli hideko?
boy: aauta bakya nai padhna aayena padhdau na .
girl: deu na ta
boy:[ aafu le lekheko patra jhikdai] lau
girl: I LOVE U
boy: dhanya yar ma tesai ko pratkshya ma thiye

Million Dollars

An English teacher asked her 8th grade class to write an essay on what they would do if they had a million dollars. Larry handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Larry!" yelled the teacher, "you've done absolutely nothing. Why?" "Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"


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